November 2011
My mom told me to wrap the Christmas presents.
nicoosuxx:
When you see your friend and their crush together
quierobesos:
kbabylopez:
alohaheather:
skeetbucket:
rhonaldtumblr:
omgphantastic:
i caught mah dawgs doin it.
so it went down
LMFAO THIS GOT ME DYING. OMG
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Not in my house you dont! COCK BLOCKED!!!” bwuahahahahahha
OMG...
That feeling when you're hearing that new added...
joycakes:
deardjlorenzo:
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the men who are keeping us safe :)
AHAHAHAHAH AWWWWWWWWWW♥
My brother is such a troll..
Brother: Brah', I have to ask you something..
Me: What is it, is it important?
Brother: It's a life or death situation, I just don't know what to do.
Me: Who's this nigga, where he live, you want me to slice him?
Brother: Nah man, it's far worse than someone trying to beat me up..
Me: Dude, you can tell me, I'm here for you.
Brother: But I'm afraid if I tell you, you'll never look at me the same..
Me: You're not gay are yo-
Brother: Shut the fuck up, I get more girls than you.. and no it's not that.
Me: Well what is it?!
Brother: I.. am diagnosed with Sexiness.
Me: Get the fuck out of my room.
tellytothe.: "it’s whatever. You know, feeling... →
tellytothe:
I can’t find a major label that promotes internal happiness. Must not be a marketable item. What a different world we would live in if the vast majority could figure this out. Society has evolved into one, big, materialistic, status- worshiping, pit of vanity.
The reality is - values are no…
This.
I'm a different person, depending on who I'm with.
blehkatie:
If I’m with friends that are close to me, people that I’m comfortable with, I tend to act immature and play around a lot. I’m not very close to a lot of people though, and I’m not good with opening up so quickly. So if you ever meet me for the first time, you’d probably think that I’m the most quiet person ever. I’m a pretty shy person at first.
Depending on people, sometimes it...